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208. We didn’t start the fudge, eat your potato net.
207. Pre-dumb chink comment.
206. Evan sit down before I tut your ked off.
205. My speeching is not as sound as it slurred.
204. You’re squeezing me.
203. I forgot what it means to die.
202. It feels like someone is sticking a coat hanger in my ear and swirling around my brains.
201. My arm was wet for no reason.
200. I’m not speeching my slurring.
199. Ouch, my bleedy knuckles.
198. No cameras, only Jews.
197. Guys, I’m serious about my heart beating inside my brain.
196. My heart is so loud it’s in my ears.
195. Boster changed his answering machine since I talked to him last…oh he’s talking to me.
194. Those guys should be here any soon.
193. I can hear my heart beating in my head.
192. I’m pretty sure my hands are gray.
191. My face is so pressurized.
190. Alcohol makes my face clench.
189. Give it to me Evan, I’ll do the scooping.
188. Green stuff gets in your mouth if you chew it.
187. I need a sucker.
186. Synchronized beatings.
185. If I ever meet a man who has fucking honey pots in his kitchen, I’ll kill him.
184. I can touch my bone like a joystick.
183. I’m an army hospital.
182. Full of hot grease.
181. Those balls are huge.
180. There’s a thunder storm in your dashboard.
179. What did you just blow on me?
178. If you blow that on me I will punch you until you bleed.
177. I want to screw the Australian until she doesn’t have an accent.
176. My throataloupes!
175. My tonsils swelled to the size of cantaloupes.
174. I’d rather have it in my drink than in my pants.
173. There’s so much sugar in my pants.
172. Don’t touch me down there, you don’t have the right.
171. I pinched your straw to cut off the flow of liquid.
170. Maybe she’s one of those giving Jews?
169. I’ll get it up.
168. I’m going to squeeze your banana bread and then we’ll see whose grammer ain’t so good.
167. They don’t make carny size clothes.
166. Stitch is cuddlier than mutant.
165. Get your hands out of my pants.
164. Can I burn your banana?
163. You actually can slip on a banana peel.
162. It tastes more like clear than anything else.
161. I have a carcer in my mouth.
160. I wanted to be a Negro.
159. You have a good grasp on that burrito.
158. What! You don’t like fisting your face.
157. I think you can go along with me on the train of thought.
156. My hair poked me in my eye.
155. If you take a burrito and rip it in half, then North Korea is bigger than South Korea.
154. There’s a smiley face on my ball.
153. I need to cut the shaft.
152. One of those horse powered rickshaws.
151. What’s that green thing dangling from your belt?
150. I’m afraid to wear two gloves, because I’ll get a terrible tan line.
149. The shaft is too thick.
148. He has a couple of groups to get off before us.
147. Another nice cunt.
146. It’s because I’m all stiff and stuff.
145. Do I have balls?
144. The balls are all yellow but they’ll do.
143. You’re supposed to keep your veggies in a glad bag.
142. That’s the guy I was screwing.
141. You flipped it where you should have twisted it.
140. You’re referring male anatomy to the periodic table.
139. Is narcolepsy the one where you have sex with dead people?
138. I don’t want to talk about your penis.
137. Asians are good at going down.
136. I was thinking about sodomy.
135. Don’t hit me with that fruit.
134. I need something hard and pokey.
133. I’m ready to climax.
132. Russian is my tailor.
131. I gurgled at the ball.
130. They‘ll be the only people to commit suicide in their day of their birth.
129. There is a strong idiom relationship between the top and bottom counterpart regarding the Jew.
128. It’s interesting to see the emotional sub-balance of the main characters.
127. Jesus must be Italian because he can turn wine into water.
126. It felt like my brain popped.
125. Mt. St. onion peelingness.
124. I can sallow stuff real fast.
123. Jumble like the jumble man.
122. Do a little dance around the purple ball.
121. Mad couch disease.
120. Mr. Norris looks like a Norwegian penis.
119. I have crushed pretzel in my post spot.
118. The environment can suck my penis.
117. There isn’t a single place where the peanut butter isn’t.
116. They don’t make cars in Braille, do they?
115. If anal were a race you would be king.
114. This patio tastes bad.
113. Why does Evan have a random Rudolph tail?
112. Are you going to come over here and Arab me to death?
111. That’s why you microwave Dr. Pepper, to get all the bubbles out.
110. What’s that stupid white thing in the middle?
109. Your face sprayed yellow stuff.
108. I would where a dunce cap as a badge of honor.
107. Is there such a thing as a reindeer?
106. The Titanic wouldn’t have sunk if ice sank.
105. Regular H20 has more H2O in it than 95%.
104. Your tang is leaky.
103. It’s not funny anymore Jesus.
102. We’re all enjoying Weddy’s tretzels.
101. Just in case you want to tighten your Top Ramen.
100. If you mix a Mexican and a German you get a Mexican.
99. That was an unnecessary jump
98. I have two burrito halves.
97. It’s making my stomach gyrate.
96. I didn’t want to lick a foreigner.
95. Look how much up we head.
94. When you merge the two together it becomes a parabola of knowledge.
93. It smells like beach and cracking.
92. We should rent Jesus.
91. I pranced in the puddle.
90. I’m hanging up my stupid shit hat.
89. It looks like a desert Smurf.
88. It smells like new cheerleader.
87. Your breath smells like fish chowder.
86. Get your hands off my pompoms.
85. People don’t usually go like that unless they’re Arab or Jewish.
84. I’m partial to those purple robes.
83. Denny smells like an Arab.
82. The common gene of octowallyrus.
81. Octopus, walrus, they share a common gene.
80. Swishing back and forth like a totem pole.
79. Rumania isn’t that where they put all their kids in cages and shit.
78. It smells like butter fart.
77. Speak your story.
76. It’s quite expendy.
76. It’s quite expendy.
75. I squeezed the sauce in and it shot.
74. The difference in North Korea is two burritos.
73. It kinda tastes like cherry foot.
72. There’s definitely weed in his whistle.
71. Stop kicking me with your foots.
70. Get your pelvis hand away from me.
69. The, I can’t buckle my thingy.
68. You and your punch clockiness.
67. They look like Lego penises.
66. Take it out of your mouth or swallow it.
65. Is menopausical a word?
64. I can’t erase the penises.
63. There are penises all over my binder.
62. The god of Negroes.
61. It’s kinda throbby.
60. By Ramadan or whatever that guy’s name is?
59. Can I flick your cream cheese?
58. Do you appreciate the entertainment value I’m giving you today?
57. God damn faulty hot sauce packet.
56. I’ll just put it in my burrito.
55. This make frickin chicken taste like jubie jews.
54. I can’t open the fucker.
54. I can’t open the fucker.
53. One burrito doesn’t require two packets.
52. Isn’t Bush the black guy god?
51. You’ve never yaked off in the toilet?
50. Maybe she’s a poodle shaped camel, or a camel shaped poodle.
49. There are pretzels in my shirt.
48. I’m more facially haired advanced than Ben.
47. You smell like whiskey and feet.
46. I thought it was either the disorder or the condiment with avocado.
45. Are you French, oh no that’s just a Boy Scout.
44. It’s a triple play on words.
43. You have a huge nose, you could be Jewish.
42. That tastes like bad tooth.
41. That went in the crack.
40. How many thousands in a million?
39. It tastes like blue ass.
38. They were all floppy.
37. My ears just opened.
36. I thought I saw a dollar sign, it was big and floaty.
35. Are you sitting on my binder?
34. Hindu is where you wear the dot and go chema chema chema.
33. Aren’t freemasons the opposite of Hindu?
32. So my hands don’t smell like cheese.
31. She has condensation in her bonnet.
30. After swimming my nose hole was burning.
29. Ouch! My bread is soggy.
28. Keep your crumbly bread away from me.
27. Canada is a providence.
26. I’m looking for the one with the greatest flavor value.
25. If you squirt it I’ll kill you.
24. I don’t want your chocolate pudding in my lap.
23. This smells like an enchanted forest.
22. I dropped my paper in the goo-goo.
21. It’s sticking to the sticky.
20. Ah! Stop popping my bubbles.
19. This shirt makes me warm and fuzzy.
18. Is a tree a mammal?
17. My head was in a box today and now I have a headache.
16. Don’t touch my Ozzy.
15. This makes swimming look like prancing about.
14. They use too big a tortilla for so little condiment.
13. I thought my butt hole was going to suck me into an orifice.
12. Dip this in the cheese.
11. All I need to do is blow Gabriel and then I’m done.
10. Now he is squatting over us.
9. What is that on my thumb?
8. No, I’m not your sticker whore.
7. The towels I get hit with don’t come in squares.
6. My butt grove is missing something.
5. This tastes like Deli.
4. Sometimes at home I get all poetic and shit.
3. Maybe they should make road maps to scale.
2. I thought vag was for vagacranium.
1. Does anybody have some vagasil I have a headache?
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